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"On all levels except—currently—physical, I am a wolf."

-Xander Myers

#this is in fact proceeded by him barking #he says this solely bc he knows it makes atlas laugh #collection: the menaces #character: xander myers #incorrect quotes #source: vine #inigo.txt

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"Nathan is not my friend. Nathan is a monster. If Satan himself crawled out of Hell, landed on Earth and vowed to destroy all of humanity with a fiery apocalyptic plague, Nathan would fuck him in the ass with his own pitchfork until he bled out and died."

-Brady Brooks, probably

#collection: the menaces: the next generation #character: brady brooks #incorrect quotes #source: the most popular girls in school #source: mpgis #inigo.txt

Nonna Myers, on the phone: Lupacchiotto, the Devil is hard at work in this family. Your cousin, Kenneth? He loses his job and his mate in the same week.

Xander: That's not the Devil, Nonna. Kenneth is a bad person, who makes bad decisions, that lead to bad outcomes.

Nonna Myers: Because of Lucifer.

Xander: No, because he fucked his secretary, okay? Nobody wants to tell you because he's the golden child, but that's what happened.

#collection: the menaces #character: xander myers #incorrect quotes #source: dez the lez #inigo.txt

Mike: IT WAS AN INNOCENT MISTAKE!

Brady: What if I were to just innocently murder you, Michael? I'd still have to go to trial, probably get off with justifiable homicide.

#collection: the menaces: the next generation #character: mike myers-collins #character: brady brooks #incorrect quotes #source: glee #inigo.txt

"You bitches better watch the way you're talking, because I got no problem fucking your dads and breaking up your family."

-Avan Brooks, circa 2018

#collection: the menaces #character: avan brooks #incorrect quotes #source: the most popular girls in school #source: mpgis #inigo.txt

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[in the group chat]

Seven: 🎶 tell me why 🎶 a guy was in the store earlier wearing a shirt that said "if gender confuses you try milking a bull" and i wanted to tell him "obviously you are, because i didn't have gender with your parents last night" when alek was checking him out

Jay: Should’ve threatened to milk him

#collection: the menaces: the next generation #character: seven park #character: jay lovett #incorrect quotes #source: original #source: mine #inigo.txt

"Ugh. August, do this, and August, do that! Why do I always have to pick up the pizza?"

-August Lorenz

#incorrect quotes #source: power rangers #source: power rangers time force #inigo.txt

assigning the menaces ranger suits bc i'm on a HUGE pr/sentai kick rn

(under the cut, not inherently related to my pre-existing menaces pr au post)

escuerzoresucitado

#character: attis wilson

guiltfactory

when one of them is terrified of the way the other demonstrates love

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theunfortunate-author

my daily affirmation as an author

nonlynear

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

#character: xander myers

pukicho

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

#character: jay lovett #character: seven park

beebfreeb

Never forget, you always have your OCs that you made when you were 16. You can always bring them back...

bbbunnygutsss

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

#character: selcis magnus

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galaxy coalition concept i had: ranger roomies

originally i thought it'd be fun to have everyone have their own room on the ship, and they can have sleepovers however they want, but then i was like "roommates!!!"

assignments would be the following:

areli & magnus (official couple, do not separate)

anri & amaru (besties, do not separate)

lízia & torr (they get along and agreed to room together)

karma & kardos (besties, do not separate)

jane & jaclyn scarlett (happens once js officially joins. jane has always wanted a roomie)

(sarkan and caesar have their own rooms)

idk if i'll make this canon yet, but it's fun to brainstorm abt :^)

#story: galaxy coalition #inigo.txt

carpe-aurore

Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite

carpe-aurore

which one of you cowards just unfollowed me

#character: atlas mccormick

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