You and Alastor watching Marvel's movie:
Loki: Thor!
Alastor: Yes?
You: I didn't say anything.
Black Widow: Thor!
Alastor: What?!
You: Why do you keep—oh! Thor is the character's name, no one's calling you, Alas-THOR. You absolute idiot...
Alastor: Shut up, woman, or I'll throw my hammer at you!
You:
Alastor: Okay, I'll... shut up.




















