my mothers would be thrilled!

He is beauty

He is grace

He throws some water in his face

And he is in a better place

He goes to open up the door

aries, “it’s perfume.”

taurus, “i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day i’ll die.”

gemini, “we put in seven dollars and selected twenty-one plays of tom jones’s what’s new pussycat.”

cancer, “i’ve been nervous for thirty-five years.”

leo, “no! that’s the thing i’m sensitive about!”

virgo, “my vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup into my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”

libra, “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.”

scorpio, “because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.”

sagittarius, “everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

capricorn, “i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.”

aquarius, “hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?”

We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:

Barbarian - (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Bard - (Apr 20-May 20)

Cleric - (May 21-Jun 20)

Druid - (June 21-July 22)

Fighter - (July 23-Aug 22)

Monk - (Aug 23-Sep 22)

Paladin - (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Ranger - (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Rogue - (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Sorcerer - (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Warlock - (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Watered

Skin?

Cleared

Crops?

Thriving

Cheeks?

Clapped

Grades?

Rising

The sun?

Jeremy: ... My gay name?

Michael: Yeah, it's your first name ...

Jeremy: Oh, haha, I get it-

Michael: *gets down on one knee* and my last name.