TheVoidDoesStareBack

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

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im so hungry i could eat a meal