LOVEBUG #14

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

and english is their 4th language

I killed your shitty boyfriend so I could be your even worse ill intentioned boyfriend

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

ohhhhh ok this body is putrid and decaying i get it

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?

no! explanation of the gaps will kill Reader! she needs narrative lacunae to enjoy the story!

seeking someone who gets it