even tho im annoyingly insufferable would you still hit be honest

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

jennifer’s body is unrealistic because i would’ve kept making out with my friend

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

do you see this shit my liege

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it

grahhh,,, i am,, transform again

:3

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

At 4am you experience new, worse emotions that suck bad and aren't good. However, you can play videogames a bit longer. "The Beast's Dilemma"

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

if you want to find love stop using dating apps and go and get brainwashed or possessed so someone has to fight you and tearfully beg you to recognize them and fight against the control you're under because they know this isn't the real you or something

it's okay if you try to kill each other a little bit too as long as it's mutual

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me