han dado la señal. despierta!

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at your potted fern.

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

mostly i do god knows what

penis magician voice is this your penis

Israel has demanded that the Lebanese flee from Tyre, Nabatieh, and the entirety of South Lebanon, declaring everything south of the Litani river a 'combat zone'. Unable to defeat an outnumbered and outgunned Lebanese resistance, the apartheid regime and its legions of Tel Aviv übermenschen are resorting to their usual strategy: war crimes, ethnic cleansing, and massive, self-destructive violence. May Lebanon bury them.

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

You don't mean that.

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...