❁

Soft. Warm. I’m stay here. Thank. 

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It’s gonna be 92 today and I’m feeling this big time

Its been 100 and above this past week. Save us

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

Heroines.

Iconic

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

*quiet noises of glee*

HE’S GOT MORE CATS THAN I THOUGHT

If two of his cats are named DJ Ravioli and Black Savage I’d LOVE to know what the rest are named.

Queen Sushi, Megamam, Tali the Lover, DJ Ravioli and Black Savage

I really didn’t expect all this 😭😭😭

Then she tased his ass.😂😂😂

That slap!

I lost it at the slap

she fuckin tazed him😹😹😹

frank gallagher snapped

He asked why they were treating him like that 😂😂

Watching this gave me an orgasm.

He had the right burger king that day 😂

Definition of you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

These muthafuckaz need to realize this ain’t the gotdamn early 1900s, 1800s, 1700s, 1600s etc! We’ll literally fuck you up!!! #BlackPeopleMagic

GET CHO’ BITCH ASS OUTTA HERE

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

AAA HONEYY PLEASE REST

when marilyn monroe said “i’ve never fooled anyone. i’ve let people fool themselves. they didn’t bother to find out who and what i was. instead they would invent a character for me. i wouldn’t argue with them. they were obviously loving somebody i wasn’t.”

idk about y'all…..but im really ready for the next phase of my life to begin aka the part where im stable and secure and not worried about much