since my first headcanon post got a TON of likes.. part 2
Chris walker lived on a farm which is why he likes pig and had a little pig plush so I like to think he would also have a slight southern accent
Coyle cant go a DAY without mocking the other prime assets.. which gets his ass hit but he trys to act tough about it..
also ANOTHER miles headcanon but I feel like he would be vegetarian after ONCE just once watching a video about how meat is made.. which made him go vegetarian..
Franco cant sleep without a doll in his arms since I liked to think salvatore[MY HUB] wouldn't get him much toys which is why Franco likes getting more baby-ish objects
Frank once ate a spider when he was young just to understand the taste of it.. for some reason
Mother gooseberry would make get-well dolls for the grunts if they got hit by bricks bottles and stun rigs just to seem.. more Motherly
I feel like strade would love forcing his victims to.. do karaoke just for funnies
Trager used to troll other random murkoff employee into quitting just to get a raise.. when they don't show up again
Eddie would have say gex with strade-WHO SAID THAT.. i feel like eddie as a kid would love making dresses for his dolls then making them get married to the other dolls
blake would get new glasses everyday since I feel like he would be SUPER clumsy which.. lynn would find funny but yet cute
liliya would be a goth girly if she was alive rn I feel like either goth lolita or just trad goth but also somehow gets roses into her clothes..
Waylon would be a SUPER supportive ally i mean if you came out to him the WHOLE park family is gonna bring out the rainbows and the cake and sing be who you are