Eh?!

└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐

Play us a tune Jazz Man

theres a snake in my flute

Say it louder cause I don’t think they can hear you in the back

Certainly not without a sound tech. 

#TonyCanYouHearMe

I shave my legs about once a year and nothing awful has happened. I even have an actual job and a spouse and everything. My friends have (bizarrely) failed to ostracize me. I have no idea how this aberration has been permitted.

@townsenta @walkingentityofsnark @sload @seamonstersofthepast You ALL need to see this bc I just died from it.

This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

we need to talk about shrek more

i’m sick of these YA novels where the protagonist is ~the chosen one~

Needed this.

@aimtoothpaste - for you

In between breaths we are all dead.

the emoji is what truly brings this post to a pinnacle of excellence