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Imagine getting approached by Grimes, who is now your boss’s girlfriend, as she attempts to sniff out potential unionizers. Holy shit

all these pretty girls and you expect me to be straight?

dont forget to tell someone you love that you love them, thank people who deserve to be thanked, be more patient on people having a hard time, be more considerate, understanding, and be kinder, always.

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

“i have a right to call you slurs if i don’t like you/your behavior” is a weirdly common opinion on tumblr.com despite being, like, surface-level reprehensible

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

psychiatrist: are you feeling suicidal today? me, not a fool, knowing damn well i’ll get hospitalized if i answer truthfully: no, feeling better lately actually :)

If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas