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Hey, if you’re not black and can’t get out and protest but want to know how you can help black people, consider donating to the Black Covid Relief Fund which goes directly to black people who’ve been affected by this pandemic. Black People are being disproportionately affected by this virus and anything you can give helps.

Lots of notes, not a lot of donations. Imagine if you all have just one dollar. Reach in them pockets.

Truly this is one of the only situations where each word felt like someone was punching me in the face and it kept getting worse

if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive

i would simply um

um. so i would just

Yup that's what it's like

MAN ITS A CRYING SHAME THAT JK ROWLING DIED BECAUSE SHE SHAT HER PANTS TOO HARD

Please tell us: Is she really dead, as in she has shuffled off the mortal coil? I checked on Google, but all I could find was stuff about her TERFy tweets. I thought something like this would be all over the place immediately….

YEAH SHE SHAT HERSELF AND DIED SO HER PUBLICIST IS TAKING OVER THE TWITTER WHILE THEY WAIT FOR AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

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