Yumichikah

✦ Thank you for your time! ✦

*makes direct eye contact*

"Go ahead and get destroyed then, stupid! I'll be crowned as a hero for defeating the most stinkiest stink that has ever stinked, thus saving the world from certain doom!"

*makes direct eye contact*

"I see the unfathomably toxic odor you emit has melted the last of your braincells by now since it's your own rotting brain you're smelling, dumbass!"

*makes direct eye contact*

"Who the hell do you think you're talking to?! I am THE beauty of the Elevent, an embodiment of a flower myself!! You must be incredibly slow on top of that world-ending stink!!"

*makes direct eye contact*

❝ HAH? look who's talking! when's the last time you showered?? i can see the aura of stink coming off of you! ❞

"AURA OF STINK?! Look who is talking! You stink so bad even the most stubborn flowers wither in your presence!"

*makes direct eye contact*

❝ yeah. but you see, i've already thought about that. there's something you haven't considered. ❞

"Well maybe next thing you should think about is brushing your teeth, mister smelly breath. You really had fish for lunch, huh?"

*makes direct eye contact*

*returns the favor, unimpressed*

❝ don't worry, yumichika. we're working on a cure. ❞

"Pretty bold of you to assume you won't be the one needing a cure after running your mouth like that--"

"So you're really not getting me a cake, huh?"

"I think... my wallet is empty... but I have sake... do you want?"

"You're not gonna bother to pour the sake into a nice cup for me either, are you?"

*makes direct eye contact*

*returns the favor, unimpressed*

"So you're really not getting me a cake, huh?"