Elsanna Army

Me: Anna … from Frozen, she’s like a Norwegian Princess or something

Mother: She is really cute and which one is this? *gestures towards Elsa*

Me: Oh that is Elsa also from Frozen, she’s the queen

Mother: Are they lesbians?

Me: *blushes and just attempts to not confirm or deny that statement* They’re sisters! 

Mother: Are you sure they aren’t gay together? I’ve seen all sorts of things with them on it. You don’t look at your sister like that. 

Me: *cringes a little* Yeah well, my sister isn’t hella hot. 

Mother: So they are gay.

Me: Mom I just said they are sisters

Mother: I’m European, things happen. 

I’m European, things happen

I’m European, things happen

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

For The First Time In Forever and the Reprise were some of my favourite shit from Frozen I and it's absent in Frozen II

I don't really care what people think of Frozen II story-wise but I think the Lopezes overall did generally improve when it came to solo songs, though Let It Go is still an earworm, yet the duets were notably… not there in Frozen II. No, Into The Unknown does not count, neither does Show Yourself, because those are both vocalisations in pair with singing, that's not duet. The closest thing to a duet was Lost In The Woods and that's Kristoff having schizophrenia. I wouldn't count Some Things Never Change either because the overlapping lyrics are mainly ensemble, not duet.

We did nearly have a duet with Get This Right but that was cut from the film. Saccharine as Love Is An Open Door is meant to be, I want Kristoff and Anna to have a duet like that at the beginning of Frozen III, but way better.

But For The First Time In Forever and the Reprise have my favourite duet lyrics because of the counterpoint:

For The First Time In Forever

For the first time in forever / Don't let them in I'm getting what I'm dreaming of / Be the perfect girl you always have to be A chance to change my lonely world / Conceal A chance to find true love / Conceal don't feel, don't let them I know it all ends tomorrow, so it has to be today! / Know!

For The First Time In Forever: Reprise

I'm such a fool, I can't be free! / You don't have to be afraid No escape from the storm inside of me / We can work this out together I can't control the curse! / We'll reverse the storm you made

Oh, oh, oh Anna, please, you'll only make it worse!

Don't panic / There's so much fear! We'll make the sun shine bright / You're not safe here! We can face this thing together / No

We can change this winter weather And everything will be alright

I CAAAAAN'T!

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