Shitposts & anime

i know it's actually just another word for property damage but the fact that "criminal mischief" is a crime that exists and that you can be charged for is so funny to me as a concept. jailed for having a laugh.

illegal funny business

fucked around and found out

i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday.

date of origin: 2011

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

computer illiteracy pride flag

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.