hi

so thats what we're doing today huh. we're posting about jesterfucking. that's funny

Sexting like “im so so scared. im so afraid”

babe get your dick out of my mouth it's the fourth refrain of impossible soul you're gonna make me miss the evocation of the manic splendors and depressions of royal robertson's body of work

*doesn't know which way the girlthing swings species-wise* be a good girl and uh. do your preferred animal sound for me

holding a magnet to your crt girlfriend's face for just a moment so you can watch her emotions and personality all coalesce and dissolve around the pretty little spot of void you've made in her

1 year on elfstrogen and it takes me a mortal's entire lifespan to cum one perfect dewdrop

*showing guests around my house* and here's the dog cage. It's where my girlfriend sleeps. What? No, it's not a sex thing. She just likes it. Anyway here's the *OTHER* dog cage. This is a sex thing.