i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

new uterine lining just dropped

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

ban men's sports i have seen enough

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry