oh you're a stoner? name every stone

"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight

there must be some deeper sociological or psychological reason why everyone who was a massive bookworm as a child/teen literally has no inclination or concentration span for it anymore

Happy Rosh Hashanah again from OP of the shalomander

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

wait new tag game. tell me if you’re good or terrible at cooking then tell me where u fall among ur siblings, like oldest youngest etc etc

“Who’s your celebrity crush?” what kind of question. I don’t think of these people.

hello august you piece of shit

goodbye august you piece of shit

fucked up how mcyt has become synonymous with dream........how quickly we forget the 12 year olds with laptop mics who taught us how to use redstone

i don’t see enough “acne is normal and fine” talk so here. acne is normal and fine. you don’t need to use all these fancy products and wash your face/shoulders/chest/back/whatever 8x a day. it sucks cause it hurts, it sucks more that everyone seems to have an opinion about it. acne is normal and fine, you’re alright.

this post goes for all skin conditions. take/use whatever you need for relief, don’t feel pressured to hide it, and you don’t have to listen to people’s ignorant comments about it. i wish you comfort in your own skin.

happy manwhore monday ❤️

you ever see shit that makes you think "i know i'm very online but i'm not online enough for this one"