SCREAM!

childhood friends to complete strangers

[addressing the children of the future when i am an aged dame] there used to be a website — a little library accessed through a sort of window — with a large and impressive collection of english-language sequential art. you could read many stories that would otherwise be expensive to access. and the companies — they still held tremendous power at this point in history — resented us for our riches, and we were left bereft of our library. but there was a time...when you could read comic online

Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

dude your mid-afternoon nap bit me

ethical clothing brands be like. our garments are made from ethicel microplastics by 100% WOMEN in asia

“body horror” not to me. Not if it’s you

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

life hack: run and jump at your loved ones with your teeth bared and claws out

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag