#youzombie

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

Horrible! I’m a Dylan O’Brien at best

I’m more of a Tom Daley shooting “pls rerrange my colon” sniper glances

I’m more like Zachary Quinto practice rimming Chris Pine 

I’m no better than Chris Evans not even trying anymore.

the saga continues

Final tonight, had to double back.

When another gay is hired at your job

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap