Breaking hearts and gender roles since 1999

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

“who could scroll past this” me

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

i’m given to understand this post is about hockey but i saw it on my dash and just thought it was a a long-suppressed bitter rant over the incomprehensible existence of flightless birds

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Be picky about vibes. Be picky about the energy you surround yourself with. You owe yourself that much

she really did!

yes mami

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