so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too
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so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.
this has been in my queue for an entire year
I put baby’s pjs on my puppy and wanted to show you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ugh, let’s try this again
Staff decided to delete my blog that I’d had for over a freaking decade (no idea why) and, after a week of trying and failing to get some kind of response to sort things out, this is me saying fuck it and starting over.
Yes, I’m really that MJ.
If you’re looking at this like 🤨 are you really tho? I specialize in wlw fluff and smut (and sometimes my stories even flow in that order 😉), and I deal exclusively in happily ever afters. I’ve written an ungodly amount of fic, published 13 books, and am so!! very!! close!! to finishing edits on book #14 - En Garde, the 4th (and likely final) book in the Symphony series. You can find all my books on my amazon page.
Is that enough? I hope that’s enough… If you’d be so kind as to rb this to spread awareness about my new (and probably not necessarily improved — but, hey!, it’s new!) blog, I’d really appreciate it.
#mjduncan #newblogpage #wtftumblr
Apparently my favorite picture books as a child were written by queer authors. This brings me joy.

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chonky boy goes sledding (via)
I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this
TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON
this was so wild
Someone explain
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.
Oh lord this was funny XD
Werewolves of Lendin'
He used to work in the lumber yard as a timber wolf
Haaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

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Why does this make me laugh XD Its so funny but whyyyy lmaoo
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Okay queen!!!
I forgot how adorable togepi's little waddle was >_<

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Have A Nice Day!
rb to 今日はhave a nice day
This post radiates positive energy
HAVE A NICE DAY
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ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ
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ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ
Gotta reblog again
Go have a nice day everyone ☀️
I hear a lot of people bitching that they can’t leave kudos multiple times per story, or can’t leave kudos on every chapter, or whatever.
Well, take a page out of this marvelous book, because I swear I’ve never been so happy to receive kudos as waking up to multiple people having done this on multiple chapters on a story I just posted.
The bar just got raised, folks.
Would… would writers be glad to read a comment, that is saying “kudos”?
We’re happy to get a smiley face, honestly. Leaving another kudos like this is great. Anything that tells us we aren’t just screaming into the void
^^^^^ This. Even the smallest comments are golddust.
Seconding, thirding, and fourthing all of this. Saying or typing anything is amazing.
writers are happy with anything that isn’t ‘update pls’ when you just uploaded. type the alphabet and we’ll be grinning like fools cuz ‘sames’.
Dang I know what to do now!!!!
Oh, but you can get creative with your extra kudos!
LOVE LOVE LOVE!
(✿◠‿◠) – “I heart this so much!!” ⊂◉‿◉つ – “OMG, the surprise was so sweet! ☆(❁‿❁)☆ – “AHH! Love it!” ≧◠‿◠≦ – “All the feels!” ٩(˘◡˘)۶ – “Woot!!” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – “I see what you did there and/or that smut was on point.” ┑( ̄▽ ̄)┍ – “Sweet praises for you!” ლ(╹◡╹ლ) – “I love this story so hard, I get tingles when it updates!” ʘ‿ʘ – “WHat?!” (●⌒∇⌒●) – “Squee!!” (❁´◡`❁) – “Oh dear god, cavities!” (ノ´▽`)ノ♪ – “This made me siiiinnnnnggggg!!” ┏(^0^)┛ – “Happy dance!” ヾ(^∇^) – “Wonderful fic! Thanks again!”
OMG sadface.
(┬_┬) – “Literally crying, rn.” (^)o(^) – “Holy moly!” (◕﹏◕✿) – “How … how could you do this to me?!” ಥ‿ಥ – “I’m not crying you are!”
FLAMES!
ᕕ(◉Д◉ )ᕗ – “WTAF?!” (⊙…⊙,) – “Did yoU JUST.” ᕕ(˵•̀෴•́˵)ᕗ – “HOW DARE YOU! With my OWN EYES!” (ノ°Д°)ノ︵ ┻━┻ – “TABLE FLIP, you son-OF-A-!”
I canNOT with you!
(@[]@!!) – “WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” \(◎o◎)/!– “WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.” (´・_・`) – “I do not know how I feel about this.”
Assorted.
><((((’> – “This fish is delicious.”
Feedback means everything to fanfic writers and hitting a like or kudos button doesn’t really give that. Even one word reviews do wonders
As someone who literally left asdfghjkl; as a comment the other day, I really appreciate this post and all its additions.
I think the two shortest comments that made my day are:
“Fuck you”
and
“biTCH”
Had me smiling all day