Dreaming Wide Awake

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

dog is just god spelled backwards

why are we acting like exeggutor only now doesn’t make any sense 

you are right

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

so u short

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications