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i think one of the best things about city skylines 2 is how subtle the cruelty it enables is. like so many city games allow you to dynamite random people's homes or spawn tornadoes or whatever. BO RING. how many games allow you to build a highway A Bit Too Close and a Bit Too Loud? how many games allow you to build the Biblically Accurate Parking Lot in front of every store/mueseum/office? How many games let you build the most vile of car-centric neighborhoods, and then watch as your citizens have to travel circuitous routes just to get to another house not 20 meters away? how many games allow you to indulge that same evil, antediluvian spirit that gripped the minds and bodies of american city planners throughout the 1950s and demolish historical neighborhoods for the sake of slightly widening an overpass? how many games let you pay the tribute of souls to satan by building stroads right near all your major universities? how many games let you emulate the greatest and most deplorable butcher of all, a typical real world american congressman, by making passenger and cargo rail traffic share the same tracks, and then placing constant at-grade crossings (which you then disable traffic lights at)?

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