indian angel🌙✨

when I move a bead from one side of the loopy to the other I am allowed one (1) Thought

i wish i was as cool as her..

all women who wear glasses are gay. why are you wearing glasses, huh? to see other women?

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

dogs dont have hands

i overthink….therefore….i overam….

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

the NB in Non Binary actually stands for Numerous Bees

can we please call this election so i can bully president joe

joe biden saw that no one was following me around a walmart to make sure i didn’t steal a nintendo switch so he did it himself

lil nas X we know it’s you

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments