blessed be the peacekeepers

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

getting alphabetized probably feels good as fuck for a bookshelf

My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near

we for real for real need to stop making children famous

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

And then one thing happens and they move back to the front shelf of my brain

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

He didn’t have a name. His creator didn’t bother to name him. After the death of Dr. Frankenstein the creature roamed the earth, always rejected by everyone he met. And then he met a young man named Gomez Adams.

Gomez encouraged him to pick a name for himself, and assured him that Lurch was a fabulous name when he chose it. In the coming years, he would learn that it was not perhaps a traditional name. But given that Gomez had named his own children Pugsley and Wednesday, and his brother was named Fester, perhaps traditional names were overrated.