We apologise for the inconvinience

There was a time in my life where I was misled into hating Kristen Stewart and I regret it every day.

Me as a gay homosexual

Effortlessly killing a dragon with almost no practice and then accidentally walking off a cliff and dying is the most on-brand thing phil could have done in this video.

“This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” performed live in a fucking stadium is gonna be the best thing to ever happen.

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

“oh so since ‘mansplaining’ is so bad i guess i’m just never allowed to have an intellectual discussion with a woman ever again???” if you cant have any sort of conversation with a woman where you DONT assume that you objectively know more than she does on a given topic or dismiss everything she says then yeah you should probably just. not talk to women. ever. just shut up completely

lol she ain’t wrong 🙃🙃🙃