yourperfectdisaster

i don’t care that you’re weird. in fact, i encourage it. hell, I’ll be weird with you, the fuck..

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

The other half is crying

i’m actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever

this was my university professor lol she’s great

You’re gonna drop info like that and not even tell us what class she taught?

Journalism.

direct action

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

I’m just a horny piece of shit who likes food and over thinks everything.

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy