Your Majesty The Queen

Republicans: lol yeah about that trial. It’s not gonna be fair or anything, we’ve already made up our minds and there’s gonna be like, 0 witnesses

Democrats: oh? Ok then. If that’s the case then I guess we’ll just hold on to these *pockets articles of impeachment*

Republicans:

FLIP

THE

FUCKING

Here’s how you verify you’re registered to vote: https://www.rockthevote.org/voting-information/am-i-registered-to-vote/

Here’s how you register if you’re not: https://www.vote.org/register-to-vote/

Here’s how you find your fucking polling place: https://yourfuckingpollingplace.com/

If you have time, register for an absentee ballot in your state. That way you don’t even have to go to a polling place, you just have to fill it out and mail it in on time. 

Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z outnumber Boomers. More of us are Liberals who care about each other and social safety nets. More of us give a fuck about the future because we have to live in it. 

Flip the Senate. Fucking Vote. It’s so goddamn important. 

Rose Weasley’s story has been lain out for her even before birth. expected to stay on the path of good, the path that her parents helped carve years earlier.

But that is the story of Rose’s parents. Little did Ron and Hermione expect their daughter to take part in a separate journey, one that began similar to theirs…

With the enrollment to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Rose Weasley is immediately divided away from the Malfoys with the understanding that they were not to interact. Now currently attending the boarding school for her final year, a unanticipated change sends her in a tail spin.

Perhaps it was the trouble they always got wrapped up in. Perhaps the silently mutual, rebellious message to change tradition. Or perhaps she simply succumbed to her emotions. Despite the reason, Rose discovers to her own surprise–and her family’s disgust–that she has slowly but surely fallen for her enemy.

Chapter One - A Fine Line 

Chapter Two ~ Avoiding Thorns 

Chapter Three ~ Rules are Meant to be Broken 

Goblets of Godric - An Explanation 

Chapter Four - There’s Always a Cost

Chapter Five - Switch 

Chapter Six - Sorcery and Slytherin 

Chapter Seven - Flora and Fauna 

Chapter Eight - Heartless 

Chapter Nine - The Trouble With Love 

Chapter Ten - Spellbinding 

Chapter 11 - Revenge  

Chapter 12 - Past the Point of No Return 

Chapter 13 - Truth be Told

Chapter 14 - Ashwinder (Coming 6/6/19) 

Chapter 15 - Admissions (Coming 6/12/19)

Harry Potter 

Scorpius Malfoy x Rose Weasley 

Stolen Kisses: Rose x Scorpius Oneshot 

Confessions of a Teenage Witch (COATW) - link to masterlist 

Chapter 1  .  Chapter 2  .  Chapter 3  . Chapter 3.5 .  Chapter 4 . 

Chapter 5 . Chapter 6 . Chapter 7 .  Chapter 8 .  Chapter 9 . Chapter 10 . 

Chapter 11  .  Chapter 12 . Chapter 13 . 

Ron Weasley x Hermione Granger 

Full disclaimer, I am a white woman supporting my native friend.

Apryl is a Native woman of the Mohawk Tribe, South Quebec, currently living in Alabama with her son. He’s in kindergarten this year. She’s raising him according to her culture and traditions. The following is all posted with her permission, . Last Thursday, she gets this from his school:

She’s obviously concerned. So she writes into the teacher with the following:

And gets this Response:

……At which point ‘Concerned’ turns into ‘Disturbed’.

At which points she gets a phone call from the teacher. She described the following:

“So an admin called me. I started by explaining I am mohawk, where my community is, and how I’ve grown up in and am connected to my culture and people and am raising (Son) the same.

I pointed out I am Disturbed by my understanding of the activities planned and why. They claim to focus on local tribes, but teepees. I explained the history of the headdress craft. I pointed out that dressing up like am Indian for the day is racist as hell.

Then I had to explain what the term redface is because she kept insisting there would be no face paint.

She wishes they’d known I was native before because I would be a great resource for planning future events, but for this one it’s too late to make changes. Dressing up is just in good fun, her daughter did it when she was in kindergarten as well. Detailed some craft making a fringed vest with a paper bag? About how they’ve done this event for twenty years and no one has ever complained. The children really enjoy it every year. She’s willing to give my name and number to the Indian Ed teacher too discuss further events in the future and see about signing (Son) up for the class. (I sent the paperwork in. He wanted to try it. I did this months ago. Also, the fact that we’re native is on all his fucking paperwork).”

So she writes the principal. 

And Gets this in Response.

If you wonder whether her son understands the situation:

In case anyone is having trouble with the pictures, or TLDR:

My friend’s six year old son, a Native boy of the Mohawk tribe, was going to be exposed to his entire grade imitating his cultural heritage, while simultaneously watching them mash some thousand or more respective native tribal cultures into a grab pot of ‘cool’ things to celebrate. They did not consult the local Chickasaw, Chocktaw, or Cherokee tribes to participate, consult, or teach at this event, and instead are going to have the children dress in whatever their white parents’ impression of ‘native attire’ is. They were informed a week ago that this was racist. Apryl has done her due diligence in explaining to them why. They told her to be quiet because the kids have fun and no one has ever complained before. 

We are complaining now. 

She has since written the superintendent of the school district, and submitted a complaint to the ACLU and several of her social media groups for native parents and communities. 

If you have time, Feel free to drop a email or phone call to the principal and help explain why persisting in exposing children to stereotypes of cultures that suffered so greatly at the hands of white colonizers IS, and will ALWAYS BE, a bad idea. 

Principal Alex Hughes

[email protected] 

256.851.4670

A friend of mine and her son are fighting against a racist school and their “Thanksgiving” plans. They are planning on dressing up and having a “powwow” This needs to end, we need to make sure that they are told as loud as possible that this is not okay. 

Our Indigenous students deserve better. Our Indigenous youth deserve better. No Native child should have to deal with this. 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

Harry Potter 

Scorpius Malfoy x Rose Weasley 

Stolen Kisses: Rose x Scorpius Oneshot 

Confessions of a Teenage Witch (COATW) - link to masterlist 

Chapter 1  .  Chapter 2  .  Chapter 3  . Chapter 3.5 .  Chapter 4 . 

Chapter 5 . Chapter 6 . Chapter 7 .  Chapter 8 .  Chapter 9 . Chapter 10 . 

Chapter 11  .  Chapter 12 . Chapter 13 . 

Ron Weasley x Hermione Granger 

A/N: This is only part one. I have a second part to edit and repost. But, for now? Have some Dean, love. I’ve been sorely neglecting the older Winchester… As always, feedback is incredible. If you want tagged, please send an ask or message so I am sure to see it. And, I hope you all enjoy <3

PSA: I am NOT a minor friendly blog. If you are below 18, please come back when you’re older. I don’t want to lose my blog because you were too eager to grow up. If I discover you, I WILL block.

Warnings: Almost smut. Role play. Oral (male receiving) starting.

Word Count: Roughly 600

“Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” You stated on your knees. Watching as the black silhouette approached the grate curiously. Your heart thudded in your chest as the broad shoulders settled into view. The priest dropped into the chair carefully. Old wood groaning from his weight.

my mom was 17 and my dad was 27 when they got together and they’re still together now after almost 40 years and they love their life and raised me and my sister in the best way ever!

and my whole life my parents told me that my mom was very mature and my dad even says that he never felt as sure of a relationship, he knew he could trust my mom and he asked her for advice and he treated her with the utmost respect. mom always says they were deeply in love and she had never wanted ANYONE before my dad but he just stole her heart since they were so in harmony together.

no

no 

nonononono oh my fucking god

no

For starters, I’m happy your mom and dad and you and your sister are happy, that’s fantastic, I’m glad it worked out.

but this is seriously fucked up

GROWN-ASS MEN. SHOULD NOT. BE ATTRACTED. TO TEENAGERS. NO. NO. NO.

I’m a 17 year old dude and I physically can not be attracted to someone more than a year younger than me, because they are immature, they just are, no matter how ‘mature’ they are, they. are. fucking. CHILDREN. I AM A CHILD. I have changed so, so much since just last year, and I know I will change even more this year. Teenagers ARE CHILDREN. They are STILL going through puberty, they are still growing, their minds are NOT adult yet. Even if they are 18, they’re still trying to find their way in the world and their brains STILL AREN’T MATURED. You ask ANY 30+ year old about their 18 year old selves and 99% of them will say how naive they were or how they wouldn’t make the same choices they made then, now.

The fact that your mom ACTED mature as a kid and had her head screwed on straight is great, but that makes it even worse to think that she could handle that kind of relationship. That’s like saying the 12 year olds that are super precocious and intelligent are ready for a relationship, just because they’re ~so mature.~

What if she was 16. What if she was 15. What if she was 14. What if, what if. She’s still mature for her age, right? What makes those ages any less okay?

NO 27 YEAR OLD GUY SHOULD BE ATTRACTED TO A FUCKING MINOR. NO 27 YEAR OLD GUY SHOULD WANT TO DATE A MINOR. NO 27 YEAR OLD GUY SHOULD ACT ON THOSE URGES. BECAUSE YOUNG GIRLS ARE RAISED TO BE INSECURE AND HAVING A MATURE MAN TELL THEM THAT THEY’RE DESIRABLE IS A HUGE CONFIDENCE BOOST AND IS MANIPULATION WHETHER THEY KNOW IT OR NOT.

It is an adult’s RESPONSIBILITY to say no. If a minor likes them, or if they happen to develop feelings, even if they shouldn’t. Just don’t act on them. It is very, very easily to not act on feelings. It is your job to not be a creep and take advantage of a naive child.

IT IS NEVER OKAY FOR ANYONE TO DATE/COURT/INTERACT WITH A MINOR IN ANY SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC WAY. EVEN IF THEY HAVE ~NO BAD INTENTIONS.~ IT’S MANIPULATIVE AND A BIG SHIFT OF POWER EVEN IF IT’S ~EVEN~ AND IT’S SO SO SO CREEPY.

PLEASE DON’T PUT THIS OUT THERE FOR YOUNG GIRLS, OR BOYS, OR NON-BINARY KIDS TO SEE.

My dad didn’t want to get into a relationship with an adult, and made an exception for my step mother because she was “so mature”. He wanted a teen. Specifically a teen. He only dated teens. So he could raise them into the wife he wanted. It was totally calculated.

This is why they’re still together this day. She dress like he wants, lost weight like he wanted, She became as racist and conservative as him. She does all the houses chores, sometimes even late at night, while he watches tv, like he wanted, and then tells everyone around him she’s a clean freak and makes fun of her. He forced her to get an abortion, for a child she wanted. She still talks about it. She never forgot, never forgave him. And still, she stayed. Because she has no prior experience, and has no idea how bad their relationship is.

When an adult say that a teen is “mature” enough for a realtionship with him, he means she’s submissive. He means she listens to him and is easily convinced by his opinion. He means she’s calm and easy to deal with. 

For example, most H&M blouses these days don’t even have boobdarts. Which means they will sit awkwardly on literally anyone with boobs, no matter the size. But on hangers or when folded on display? They look fab as fuck. Because hangers don’t have boobs. And the models chosen to show them on the catwalk are usually chosen for their lack of boobage too (unless it’s for lingerie), other requirements including ridiculous size and weight requirements. As for the average (EU available) clothing shops, the worst offender I’ve encountered yet was Zara. Everything’s way too long and way too flat: clearly aimed to look good on the catwalk models but not intended for normal people. At all.

Also sizes are just numbers. Shopping online has taught me that I’m a European M, an American XS-S, and a Japanese L-XL. And then these sizes even vary from shop to shop in the same country: I’m an XL at Apples but an S at Lola&Liza, for example. They’ve also been reducing the sizes of these numbers throughout the years to make people feel bad about themselves and to sell more weight-loss products. Don’t let a number get you down, it does not define you.

The result, of course, is that the smaller sizes (what the pattern was originally made for, natch) might look great, but plus sizes look like vaugely-humanoid circus tents.

Type I

100k of pining, accidental hands touching, sex dreams that end with passionate smut in the last chapter.

Type II