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when I white knight my real estate agent away from my bloodthirsty girlfriends I keep in my basement

felt appropriate

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke4DnCVDlE4&t=212s

was yapping to friends and someone reminded me of this panel

I understand the walter hype now

anyway this whole cutscene and game is the theatrical bullshit I live for I love this game dearly

Tried outfit swapping Alucard with Dracula and I think it went alright kinda debated on making the glasses red but I'm happy enough with the blue anyway yeah hellsing au not sure whether it would be dracula in the actual hellsing organization or the belmont family finally wrangling their arch nemesis into working for them none the less the thought of a boss having to go through a very tedious ritual to resurrect their best employee every time they die is a bit funny

got some cards to doodle on

mina is, rightfully, scared shitless of Dracula she cries out being unclean after she drinks his blood, clinging to Jonathan as a source of comfort How do people still think dracula and mina are a thing

Alucard is honestly making it up there as one of my favorite Dracula interpretations beside Castlevania Dracula I love the eldritch abomination

had a thought of what Jonathan could look like if the Quincey Morris plotline stuff ever happens in Castlevania The thought was what if he's a reincarnation of Leon, like how Lisa might be a reincarnation of Elizabetha (screw Mina being a reincarnation of Dracula's wife, Jonathan's a reincarnation of his first huz) and or he just looks like Leon Maybe Dracula gets jealous that he has a wife already (which is honestly my theory from the book) and or is afraid this new "Leon" will try to use his wife somehow against Dracula?? (like how Sara was used to make the vampire killer, but anyway yeah Dracula would probably try turning Jonathan at some point during his castle trip in this