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music so good i killed myself

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

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honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

Ragebaiting a woman until she pins me down by my neck and I feel like a prey animal again

does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?

Please I just want to wear swim trunks and nothing else to the beach

me and my weird porn against the world i dont really care

what exactly are you doing over there

swiping myself a bit of pussy

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will