lavender menace

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@deesarrachi made an order for you! They weren’t sure how you take it so they took a guess and ordered you a Vanilla Brown Sugar Cold Brew with Cold foam, Chocolate Drizzle, Cookie pieces and Oat Milk

After 12 years of marriage, this will simply be embarrassing if I get it wrong 💚

@yourlavendermenace made an order for you! They weren’t sure how you take it so they took a guess and ordered you a Brown Sugar, Hazelnut Cold Brew with Cold foam and Oat Milk

So happy to have been your friend for 22 years, your lover for 18, and your husband for 12

-Yes

-No, but I wear glasses

-No, I don’t wear glasses

-Some sort of nuance?

but I dug up the cursed poem. for you. This nothing poem. It was technically for some form exercise i can't remember but the heron was haunting me, you see. i had to release him. and here he is, for you!

There is a heron in the marsh, his eyes and mine are the same. My boots sink deep in the mud I wonder if he knows my voice—

my eyes and his are the same I cannot bear to look away. I think he knows my voice though I haven't dared to speak

I cannot bear to look away. I try to shout so he'll take flight though I haven't air to speak (he knows too much about me)

HELLO TUMBLR 👋 i am ENORMOUSLY excited to say: i've written a book! and i'm writing two more! and they're all queer romcoms! and the first one, FALL INTO YOU, will be out in JUNE. there is a LOT of my heart in this novel, and i absolutely can't wait to share it with you 💜

if you've ever enjoyed my fanfic, particularly stories like What We Pretend We Can't See and I've Got Nothing to Do Today But Smile, then you'll love FALL INTO YOU. it's full of ROMANCE and JOKES but also REAL, MESSY PEOPLE with PROBLEMS and TRAUMA, because those are the stories i love telling! it's chock full of things i adore: set on an APPLE FARM in NORTHEAST OHIO, main characters who hate each other more or less immediately, gratuitous depictions of food, and they were ROOMMATES?, people healing wounds they didn't even know were still open, AND MORE.

i'll be sharing more about this book in the weeks to come (i promise i will try so hard not to be obnoxious about it 🫡 ), and about the next two as we get closer to publication! but until then, i just want to say: the fic stays UP and the author stays GRATEFUL, always. i am honored and humbled by your readership, and really proud of the work i've done for and with fandom, and that's not a tune you're ever going to see me change.