Your Guardian Angel

It’s sex.

It’s literally one of the most selfish things ever – hear me out.

I’m not talking it’s selfish in the sense of not consent. Consent is mandatory. Consent is not a matter of selfish versus selfless, consent is the difference between murder and not fucking around with someone’s being alive. Get it through your heads; rape is murder. Don’t fucking rape.

But sex, sex is selfish, man.

Sex is your body feeling Good, damn good, and it’s not something you really get to control as much as you’d probably want to. Think Anyone wants to fuck someone, get a boner for someone that their society thinks it’s wrong for them to? That’s not enjoyable when you’re staring down death.

So what if someone got raped and they don’t want sex with men anymore? So what if someone got raped and he doesn’t want sex with women anymore? Are they supposed to not want sex at all, because they haven’t healed in the way you want them to?

When did we all get so high and mighty about who the fuck wants sex with who else? With preferences? Maybe you don’t want someone with acne, fine. Maybe don’t say that to your best friend who’s had a crush on you since she was 8 and is looking for something romantic. Maybe tell her you just don’t feel sparks, and leave it at that. Maybe you would want something romantic with her if you liked how she looked more. That doesn’t make you shallow. It’s shallow when you say it to her and kill her confidence. It’s using her when you lie to her by fucking her anyway, even when your heart is not in it.

But there is nothing wrong with having a fucking preference, and living by it.

Shut the hell up with “Oh this is weird”, “Oh this is wrong”. Is anyone dead from it? Did they die from it? Does it require someone dying? Okay, cool. Then it’s probably not your problem and you should probably leave it the hell alone. If you’re That pushy for sex, you’re better off with a blow-up doll anyway and actually, that’s an insult to blow-up dolls.

If you’re That pushy about what people do sexually, you’re the one with issues and they are not sexual.

On that note, maybe stop being such controlling bitches about who your boyfriends and girlfriends talk to. They’re your best friend, not your fucking dog. Want a dog? Get a dog. Don’t fuck around with a human being.

On THAT note, if you want to only have sex with one person, fine. But do Not expect anyone else to only have sex with you. I know, I know, blowing norms out of the water today. But I am DONE with this idea that someone can only love you if they only fuck you. SEX AND LOVE ARE NOT THE SAME THING.

And yeah, maybe sometimes you have sex and love is involved. Great. Wonderful for your ass. Sometimes sex is just as good without it. Sometimes you’re only that happy because you believe someone will only respect you and your sexual wishes if they love you. That is not true.

You’re a human being and you deserve respect. I’m a human being and I deserve to fuck as many people with my body as I want. And yes, that’s consensually. I’m not murdering them, it’s not rape, it’s sex.

I should be allowed to have sex with multiple people without my boyfriend wondering what he did wrong. I still pick him. I still pick him.

And when you’re sitting there thinking “Yeah but those times you didn’t”. Why? Because he’s working? Because he doesn’t want sex and wants alone time? Because he’s shitting and I can grab five minutes of fun? No, I don’t know all the times it works out. Yes, I spend most of my time with him and if he’s not horny he might be sad. Yes, he takes precedent then AS HE SHOULD ANYWAY. If your best friend is sad you don’t fuck a guy, you don’t even go on a date you go over to their house and make them into a burrito in their brown blanket and you hold them for hours until they’re happy and then you take them out.

So why aren’t you doing that for your datemates first off (still enjoying that ‘datemate’ term), and why tf are you thinking I’m going to be fucking someone else while he cries his eyes out at home.

Who does that.

I’m a human, I’m not out to rip his heart out and stomp all over it. I just want sex sometimes and sometimes I want it with multiple people and that’s okay.

Someday we’re probably going to be at a party and some hot straight chick will want sex with him and some guy will want sex with me and there you go, we’ll both go have fun separately. I’m still going home with him.

Why is the ultimate idea of love for so many people that you only love one person? Isn’t it inherently, infinitely more valuable to be able to come back to each other? To still spend most of your time awake and asleep together? To love each other and trust each other that much?