Not Dead, Just LUrkin’

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

celestial seasonings cock destroyer tea

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

i know that in pokemon id have my bisharp be my partner pokemon because its the combination of my two favorite types but i think everyone would fucking hate me for it. i go to meet my friends for a pint and theyre like "oh hey cyrus havent seen ya in ages how are y- oh. you brought ornstein with you." and i just have this weird fucked up human shaped fusion of bladed weaponry and 80s straight to video cartoon movie bad guy standing behind me and if i dont keep it distracted by letting it play clash of clans on my phone it will start hunting the bar goers for sport

idk i feel like humanoid pokemon could have human-like intelligence but at the same time i dont think they should i dont know. sure he knows how to use a phone but i dont think my bisharp is smart i think he eats car air fresheners because theyre shaped like plants. he cant get poisoned because hes a steel type but its probably very jarring for people to see the same pokemon that chased them around a parking lot with its knife hands get dragged away from the cleaning aisle in tesco because he wants to drink the laundry detergent

The thing about being James Bond for 15 years is that you kinda forget that Daniel Craig has the fucking range to be anything