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What is one common food that you absolutely will not eat?

Liar I distinctly remember going to your dorm and you making popcorn and eating it and me being like ‘nah I don’t wanna choke and die.’

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

You were invited to discuss grown folk’s business Your mom is actually boo boo the fool You can touch and look at anything in the store

Your mom is one of your lil friends

You don’t have to eat while we here because she is cooking when we get home

When you don’t have to hear “and you gonna sit there all night until you eat that food” because she cooked something you actually liked.

she will not be on your ass like white on rice

She afraid to embarrass you in front of your little friends

That last one

the bad part about being an introvert is that you feel like you get left out of everything but at the same time you’re not sure you wanted to go out and do the thing anyway…

My favorite part of this is the reblogs. All the girls are like ‘DAMN’ and ‘WOW GOT EM’ but the boys are just like ‘Well no, you just told a really boring story and left out the cartoon lions and amazing musical numbers.’ The Lion King is basically Hamlet, and I don’t know about ya’ll, but I find Hamlet unfathomably boring.

peace of advice that I’ve been given that is slowly changing my life: You know exactly what kind of life you want to live. You know the kind of job you want. You know where you want to work. You know exactly the kind of partner you deserve and most importantly you know your value. It’s just a matter of not being afraid to listen to that voice in your head and completely allowing it in.

im so glad they removed the ‘nut’ from honey cheerios

now you gotta add your own

why must you do this to my posts