wink wonk

BEST adhd feature is when u have more than one thing u want to do so instead of doing one of them u sit there doing nothing because it's too stressful to decide

oh fuck you

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

no seriously if you hate ace people get the fuck away from me. do not even try to defend yourself. i literally do not care.

[frantically hoarding dry ice for my villainous lair]

[Frantically hoarding dry ice for my heroic lair]

Hey! Fuck you! Save that stuff for the people who really need it!

Heroic lairs do not need have foreboding mist covering the floor! It is a requirement for evil lairs to have the mist! Otherwise the evil lair isn’t up to code!

Have you seen whatever this is @pendraegon

the inherent homoeroticism of jocks and emos dancing together...........effervescent

Idk what I just watched but I'm here for it.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT TO HUNT YOU FOR SPORT

new jenny nicholson video and while i dont give a shit about star war the idea of rey being a palpatine is so unbelievably funny and stupid that i am going to do right hand path fucking chaos magic to make it happen.

i dont even want her to be a distant relative i really want rey to be like, the direct product of palpatine fucking. the idea of palpatine fucking is so hilarious to me that it has to happen or i will kill george lucas. i’ve never cared about star wars so much until right now

im so mad right now i never shouldve said anything

YOU.

YOU.

GET HIS ASS

“west coast represent” yeah y'all can just start saying “california represent.” ain’t no one out here bringing the rap game from oregan

having grown up on the east coast and then moved to california, gotta say i never heard of “west coast vs east coast” stuff until i moved here. Sorry, west coasters, represent all you want from whatever state you want, but y’all live in a one-sided competitive fantasy and so far i haven’t had the heart to break it to my new neighbors yet

east coasters don’t care about hating california because we’re too busy hating each other

honestly...it’s ok to just use your skills on yourself! sewing clothes only you to wear, making art to hang up in your own personal area, singing and recording songs for you only to listen to...like not everything has to be for other people’s consumption!

This is still relatable if ur diagnosed as a kid bc no one tells us anything about our disorder lmao

If the app developer wasn’t making money I wouldn’t care, but as it is all my fics are on this app and I’m NOT happy. Reported and also reported to Ao3

FYI for all fic writers

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.