Armadillo, anyone?

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

So what happened? Anyone got an update

That’s exactly what I was wondering

An Icon, a Hero, a Legend.

jesus FUCKING christ

She better win an Oscar for this

Big Dave

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

can you imagine being a fisherman in ancient europe ready to catch some flounder for your family and seeing this guy sitting around you go to take a closer look and he does this. amasing

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

he‘s losing