Let's Get Rambling

Your very buff, very fancy classmate hits you and everyone else in class with a wave of thunderous force, hurting everyone, nearly killing one of your other classmates, then comes to lunch like 20 minutes later holding a crab and says, unprompted, “but, listen, it’s cool now, because my magic is this crab, and as long as I love it, nobody has to get hurt.” What do you do?

Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.

Greetings, friends. If you are fat, you also look good. Okay, good bye.

Thin people, you are welcome to reblog this to let your fat friends know they are phenomenal

it’s even worse since almost all those companies are owned by Disney anyway so like, imagine the reblog chain thing except it’s 1 user with 5 sockpuppet accounts talking to themself for notes

@lydiabell