I CALL SHENANIGANS

All Might has a grizzly bear rug in his office. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.

All Might died six years ago, but Death hasn’t had the courage to tell him yet.

All Might jokes? False: All Might facts. 

All Might doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone. 

When All Might touches water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets All Might.

All Might can divide by zero.

Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs, All Might can kill 100% of whatever he wants. 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for All Might. 

All Might can hear sign language. 

All Might beat the sun in a staring contest. 

Once a cobra bit All Might’s leg. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. 

All Might has already been to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.

There used to be a street named after All Might, but it was changed because no one crosses All Might and lives. 

All Might built the hospital that he was born in. 

All Might has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with All Might. 

When All Might does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

All Might hit 11 out of 10 targets… with 9 punches. 

And finally: 

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way