Shitposting My Way Through Life

im gonna go kiss dudes

fun fact: i've seen 4/5 of them this year alone, but have seen all of them live. the 5th band i have seen like 6 times already :)

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

thats because i lied about this

this is a callout post

in a sense Jedus died so Father Philip and Sister Daniel could worship in their name so this is very poetic thank you everyone

if you showed 6th grade me this post, I think he would go into cardiac arrest.

turns out santa's workshop is still running on 32 bit windows xp so its been realy easy to scam the fuck out of the elves with ransomwear

i wish i had a proper answer because they both feel like very important parts of history and the fomo will be there regardless