she makes dirty words sound pretty

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Jenny Holzer, Installation, Candlestick Park, 1987

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

it’s missing a blond girl up there

now you just wait a fucking second