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pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Allow me to introduce you to a Mr. Mitt Romney. A haphazard skew of a man, whose political career, much like his wit, is an act of uncomfortable brevity. To his immediate right is a door-to-door salesman, of sorts, whose peddled wares are more than just stowed encyclopedias or finely crafted Tupperware. Mr. Romney is about to learn that legacies aren’t built with the brick and mortar of intentions, but of deeds. Dip your quill and get ready to sign. Your dotted line: The Twilight Zone.

im not petty and i dont see the point in holding a grudge. Anyway would you like to come into my cellar and taste a fine vintage

me in a silly hat, completely wasted: boy would i!

poesidon quivered before you and your duty is done 

What the fuck

In order to leave the European Union the Prime Minister must first do battle with a champion nominated by each member state

I hope this image helps you cope with any problems you may be having.

can someone explain this

only butchers understand…

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount

wait, I just mentioned this to him again and he said “no, they didn’t block kissanime from the White House, they banned it from the entire Department of Defense”

#animeruinedthedepartmentofdefense

The sewers of Washington D.C. are rumored to have huge caches of wildfire under all the critical government buildings.