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People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

the engineers designing the tesla truck

Please stop he is drowning…..

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[Image ID: A tweet by flutteryshy @ hwrtyed: i was killed 17 times this month so far /End ID]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

not gonna be smiling when I abort you, little dude

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too