space bun

the symptoms

when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

5rd

we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe

this post is such a rollercoaster

there is so much energy in this image

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

that’s why she snapped

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

This Voldemort/Lucius talk is cool and all but I know damn well Draco’s Bogart is an empty container of hair gel. 

Me on my deathbed: why did that man honk at me on January 4th 2015

every boy in the world : needs to stop playing games !