Crying In A Cool Way

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there's a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people's lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

It looks as if it would be very satisfying to bite that raw.

alright gollum take it easy

Is this the mandalorian

@hannibalapologist

take good care of your son

Congratulation

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

England people are so funny they always be saying. I’m not bovered

Coffee shop AUs are the 21st century version of the pastoralist fantasy, where the gruelling work of the lower classes is reconceptualized as a simple self-sufficient way of life where romance can blossom.