colloqu¡al kale¡doscope

He's like orange chicken for the eyes

Only our heroes fall

what's life without a few dragons

: You wanna be my Robin?

Umm, I'm talking about that which you already know but won't admit. You love her again! You re-love her!

I don't keep friends. In times of war they can be tortured and give up valuable secrets about you.

now, before you go and say no, i'll have you know that i am an excellent dancer and my intentions are completely dishonorable

Allie: Say I'm a bird! Say it! Say it now!

I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you're not around And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

how dare you place your wicked lips upon me?

Carolyn: are you stoned or something?

I want to take you in my arms like a load of fresh laundry hot from the dryer.

Men who grow up without a father end up with more daddy issues than a bus full of strippers.

Those khaki pants make you look so field and stream

It’s my biggest weakness. I can’t make bird noises.