Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

In a terrible way, I appreciated the scared/startled screams because like. It showed that this was unusual and maybe scary? So many of these thigns have the Russians just. Completely unphased has things tear apart around them.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

plot twist: you are everyone’s first choice.

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

NEVER SCROLL THROUGH OLD MESSAGES I SWEAR U WILL STUMBLE UPON ONE THAT WILL BREAK UR HEART

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

are u ever too stressed to do anything like ur literally so stressed that it has reduced u to someone who stares at the wall for two hours instead of doing the things u need to do that will make u unstressed

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted