madalyn

i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

#the perfect chorus to scream out of your car

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it