You do youu

he really just scooped that man

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

WAIT THIS IS A REAL PLACE????????!

guys i have BEEN to this restaurant and i just want to let you know that when you order and say like “i am grounded” the waiters have to reply “ok, you are grounded.”

I—

all sexualities are inherently inclusive of trans and nonbinary people. its just that cis people arent inherently inclusive of trans and nonbinary people in anything

Beyond Meat was a missed opportunity for naming a dildo company

A huge overlooked expense of having children is all the batteries

“Oh, hey, I guess they can fly. I did not know that.”

women be crawling frantically on all fours around the perimeter of their room peeling off the wallpaper

At Mount fuji

Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

The finale HOLY SHIT!!!

This is actually the first time I was impressed by a firework

For anyone interested, the music is by a composer named Thomas Bergersen, and the piece playing is called Homecoming from his Illusions album.  I listen to his music whenever I need to be inspired to write.

The uninhibited dopamine of it all

✅ staff reviewed

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