Occupy yourself

For anyone who doesn’t know, this is a show about cars

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

jesus gonna rise up, im gonna whip the devil

Same energy

Lmao

Screaminggggg

god grant me the strength to send this email, the courage to send this email, and the wisdom to send this email

why are you reciting the triforce

how else am i supposed to send this email

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today